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Footcuum foot·cuum [v. foot-kyoom, foot-kyuh-m]

–verb

1. usually of a bachelor; to vacuum a carpet or rug by rubbing one's feet, or shoes with grip, across the surface; with Svetlana's imminent arrival Phill decide to footcuum the living room earlier than normal this year ..

2 comments:

Hanley Tucks said...

It sounds a bit rude, actually.

I can lend you a proper vacc if you need it!

- teh v1k1ng h4t GeeEmm

Stompy said...

Hmmm... I do recall, way back in the year 1994, a certain MB donning his thickest winter socks and footcuuming the floor of a certain Barnes Way flat in order to remove the long, red hair strands of a certain housemate, LA. Needless to say I have had a Trichophobia ever since!