Freeloading Phill and ...

Strategic Dining

'Tis the season for much dining. And one has fully embraced the spirit of the occasion.

It began with a strategic lunch with Supervisor Grand Chief K et al where one made sure one was strategically placed near the sharing bowl of chips.


The next occasion was The Administrator's birthday lunch - strategically timed to be on a fasting day and therefore requiring the sacrifice of that particular days abstinence.


The next occasion was the strategic flying of the library flag at the divisional lunch in the park. Supervisor S and I were the only library survivors making it up the gastronomic beach to raise said library flag. One made sure to honour the absent with some good hearty feasting.


Occasions still to come include the library Xmas party evening lunch - sure to provide a wealth of strategic opportunities - and the councils Lawn Lunch lunch, which one strategically delayed one's holidays by a day to attend due to the strategic imperative to show good team spirit.


All in all it seems that the weeks ahead may also raise a need for some tactical naps to offset all that strategy.
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