That guy on the train

So one's acquaintance Freewheeling Bill was commuting the other day when he became aware of some nearby discussion.

Piecing the various snippets together he realized that some poor fellow had neglected to zip up that morning and the women seated in front of him was having difficulty not noticing.

Glancing about Bill was unable to ascertain the fellows whereabouts- until he glanced down and realised that he himself was "That guy on the train".

Bill was incredibly surprised that it could be him - as he rarely remembers to even wear pants these days...
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