I AM (not) THE LAW!

 So it seems that despite calling One in to do One's civic duty, the state has decided that One is not required for the dispensing of justice.

CCTV of me reporting for duty.

After several hours of catch up reading in the Jury Pool room - sans swimming pool I might point out - one was hauled in to be a potential juror but not even "randomly" chosen to be considered!

One suspects it has something to do with one's voice catching, breaking, and squeaking,  at the moment of having to stand up and announce present. One earned a disdainful second look from the Judges assistant for that.

In any case, even though i came fully prepared to be a major cog in the Justice Department, they denied me from serving with such dismissive phrases as : "Sir, this is for Jury service only, we mentioned nothing about Judge, Jury, and Executioner" and "Sir you cannot wear that helmet in here!"

I suspect there is something afoot at the department and shall remain vigilant!

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